Did you know that there could be a parallel universe that doesn't have bacon?! PRAISE THE LARD, we don't live in THAT universe. There's plenty of bacon here to go around, so eat up and wear this apron while you cook it.
Pick your color/ size. 65% polyester 35% cotton twill * 1-inch wide neck strap with slider adjustment* 1-inch wide waist ties reinforced at stress points* Two patch pockets* Rounded bottom with self-fabric binding 22" x 30"